Senior WordPress / WooCommerce Developer Remote | 8 AM–5 PM Los Angeles TimeRequired good EnglishImagine this.It's 8:57 AM in California.Somewhere, a mother sits by her phone, waiting.Her daughter hasn't called in weeks, but today she ordered flowers.At that exact second, an order hits our servers.One line of code too slow, one query too heavy, one database call too late... ...and that mother waits in silence, her heart empty.But if you do your job, the bouquet arrives.The silence breaks.A smile blooms where there was sorrow.And your code just changed someone's life.The Truth Behind BlossomWe don't sell flowers.We deliver forgiveness.We deliver joy.We deliver final goodbyes whispered across distance.On Mother's Day, orders explode like fireworks.On Valentine's, the internet bends under the weight of love.On funerals, every second matters because closure can't be delayed.And yet... our systems stand.They stand because of engineers who build like guardians of the human heart.This is why we need you.Who You Are:You are not a theme tinkerer.Not a plugin patcher.Not a junior learning on the job.You are a senior WordPress/WooCommerce engineerA builder of engines that never fail under fire.An architect who knows PHP, OOP, MySQL at a level where milliseconds become poetry.A developer who feels alive when traffic surges because pressure means purpose.You are not tired.You are hungry.And you want your work to matter.The MissionScale WooCommerce platforms that handle thousands of orders per hour without breaking a sweat.Craft backend solutions in PHP that are as fast as love itself.Optimize databases until they sing like violins under stress.Master caching, speed, and payment gateways so no "I love you" ever gets lost.Be the silent hero keeping emotions alive in real time.Why This MattersBecause when you build with us, you don't just build e-commerce.You build the invisible highway of human connection.Every transaction is a heartbeat.Every order is a story.Every second of uptime is a life touched.What We Offer$1,500 – $3,500/month Bi-weekly pay, PTO, sick leave.100% remote, but synced to California time.Ownership.
Creative freedom.
No bureaucracy.A chance to leave your fingerprints on a company delivering millions of emotions at scale.Who This Is NOT For? Juniors, theme tweakers, or plugin patchers.
? People who can't match California working hours.
? Developers looking for "quiet" projects.The Final WordThis isn't about selling flowers.It's about writing the code that carries love through storms.It's about building a system so strong that even on the busiest day of the year, not a single "I miss you" falls through the cracks.And one day, when you look back, you'll know:You didn't just write functions.You didn't just ship features.You carried love across the internet.And millions of people who never even knew your name had their lives changed because your code never failed.That's not a career.That's a legacy.
Apply now if you're ready to build something bigger than yourself.